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Eyeball licking? YUCK!
Posted 6/17/2013 7:42:00 PM

Just when I thought every action that involves 2 people has already been thought of, along comes this doozy. It appears thanks to a Japanese music video, the latest "cool thing to do" is to lick another person's eyeball. That's right. To actually TOUCH another person's eyeball with your tongue. This is causing a lot of pink eye outbreaks, simply because of the germs that are always preent on the human tongue. The surface of your eye is almost sterile, and any impurity leads to severe infection. First of all, you have to be willing to touch the eyeball of another person with your tongue, and if that doesn't present enough challenges on its own, you also need to find another person who is willing to have their eyeball licked by you. Look, (no pun intented there), I like a lot of people, but I honestly can't think of 1 person who I admire so greatly that I would allow them to stick their tongue in my eye. So I guess until the next bizarre trend comes along, "here's looking at you, kid".

Posted By: Bert Baron  

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